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 主题:超级搞笑
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单眼皮怎了
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发表:2006/9/10 18:10:49 人气:218 楼主
超级搞笑

有一个修女养了一只母鹦鹉,可是这个鹦鹉见到谁都只会说:“来呀,要不要爽一下?”修女觉得很没面子。她看到隔壁神父养了一只公鹦鹉,那只鹦鹉整天在笼子里祷告。修女觉得神父调教鹦鹉很有一套。就到神父家说:“看,你的鹦鹉多么乖巧,整天祷告,可我的。。。。,哎,能不能帮我调教一下我的鹦鹉啊?”“没问题。”神父同意了,于是把这两只鹦鹉放到了同一个笼子里。
没想到,那只母鹦鹉毛病又犯了,对着公鹦鹉说:“来呀,要不要爽一下?”
公鹦鹉终于说话了:“神啊,我祷告两年的愿望终于实现了!”



佐罗之死



  话说佐罗总是去一个寡妇那里偷情.
  每一次取得时候都会骑着他的那匹宝马. 自己偷情的时候会让那匹马在楼下等着. 一旦有什么情况的话. 随时跳下楼跳到马背上骑上就溜.
  这一天,他照旧去了寡妇那里, 正当两人亲热时, 只听有人敲门. 佐罗非常惊慌. 提着裤子就望楼下跳. 只听见下面砰的一声.
  当寡妇去开门的时候, 发现那匹马站在门口.
  它对寡妇说: 你跟佐罗讲, 外面下雨了, 我到马路对面的房檐下等他.
 
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路过不留名
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发表:2006/9/11 9:58:45 第1楼
Re:超级搞笑

不错
 
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Re:超级搞笑

分手后:

 ---不可以做朋友 

 ---因为彼此伤害过 

 ---不可以做敌人 

 ---因为彼此深爱过
 
 ---所以只能做最熟悉的陌生人

 

 
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落尘的泪珠
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发表:2006/9/11 12:11:38 第3楼
Re:超级搞笑

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愿,你幸福
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女人如衣服
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发表:2006/9/11 13:23:04 第4楼
Re:超级搞笑

呵呵,
 
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爱一个人,何必在意她曾经做过什么......爱就是爱,喜欢就是喜欢。爱这个字拆开来就是心与受。用心去接受她
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╅痞メ子
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发表:2006/9/11 14:56:00 第5楼
Re:超级搞笑

不错不错啊
 
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